Wednesday, September 07, 2005
really funny jokes about US people
Cowboy and lesbian
An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping hiswhiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy andasked, "Are you a real cowboy?"He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses,mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soonas I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I thinkabout women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everythingseems to make me think about women."The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on theother side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping hiswhiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy andasked, "Are you a real cowboy?"He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses,mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soonas I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I thinkabout women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everythingseems to make me think about women."The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on theother side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
# posted by Dalibor @ 5:07 AM 
