Monday, December 26, 2005
The difference between men and women
A really good joke showing some aspects of the difference between men and women
Silent Treatment
Mike and Joan were having some problems at home and were giving each other the "silent treatment." But then Mike realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning drive with some pals to go golfing. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and so lose the 'war'), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00am." The next morning, Mike woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 am and that his friends had left for the golf course without him. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It's 5:00 am. Wake up." Men simply are not equipped for these kinds of contests
Silent Treatment
Mike and Joan were having some problems at home and were giving each other the "silent treatment." But then Mike realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning drive with some pals to go golfing. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and so lose the 'war'), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00am." The next morning, Mike woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 am and that his friends had left for the golf course without him. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It's 5:00 am. Wake up." Men simply are not equipped for these kinds of contests
Thursday, December 15, 2005
THREE QUOTES ON POLITICS
Quick Quotes
These are excellent quotes about politics, especially I like the one about KING KONG running for governor in California. Have fun.
"Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was hospitalized earlier this week with a rapid heartbeat...After the doctors ex- amined him, they replaced some of Arnold's obsolete computer chips and reinforced his titanium exo-skeleton. He was good as new." --Jay Leno
--- "King Kong" opens tonight. This "King Kong" craze is big. He's so popular that next he may run for Governor of California." --Dave Letterman ---
"The city of Detroit is in the middle of a recount to deter- mine who won the mayor's race. Surprisingly, both candidates are claiming the other guy won." --Conan O'Brien
These are excellent quotes about politics, especially I like the one about KING KONG running for governor in California. Have fun.
"Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was hospitalized earlier this week with a rapid heartbeat...After the doctors ex- amined him, they replaced some of Arnold's obsolete computer chips and reinforced his titanium exo-skeleton. He was good as new." --Jay Leno
--- "King Kong" opens tonight. This "King Kong" craze is big. He's so popular that next he may run for Governor of California." --Dave Letterman ---
"The city of Detroit is in the middle of a recount to deter- mine who won the mayor's race. Surprisingly, both candidates are claiming the other guy won." --Conan O'Brien
QUOTES ABOUT DOGS
Cute Dog Quotes
I must admit I could not resist and had to post here few quotes about dogs and humans, they are just more than perfect. HAve great fun and think about what you read, it may help you to understand a lot more.
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P. Jones
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown
I must admit I could not resist and had to post here few quotes about dogs and humans, they are just more than perfect. HAve great fun and think about what you read, it may help you to understand a lot more.
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P. Jones
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown
