Thursday, December 15, 2005

 

THREE QUOTES ON POLITICS

Quick Quotes

These are excellent quotes about politics, especially I like the one about KING KONG running for governor in California. Have fun.

"Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was hospitalized earlier this week with a rapid heartbeat...After the doctors ex- amined him, they replaced some of Arnold's obsolete computer chips and reinforced his titanium exo-skeleton. He was good as new." --Jay Leno

--- "King Kong" opens tonight. This "King Kong" craze is big. He's so popular that next he may run for Governor of California." --Dave Letterman ---

"The city of Detroit is in the middle of a recount to deter- mine who won the mayor's race. Surprisingly, both candidates are claiming the other guy won." --Conan O'Brien

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